Scatness, Shetland Islands
Social Media in Scatness
Half the Scatness search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Scatness businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Scatness businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media scatness"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Scatness map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Scatness is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Scatness
You won't win Scatness on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Scatness process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Scatness
Pemberton Bros — Scatness. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
7 → 66
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Scatness: Services
Everything below has its own Scatness page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Scatness bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Scatness
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Scatness town centre.
- Social Media in Virkie1 km
- Social Media in Sumburgh1 km
- Social Media in Grutness2 km
- Social Media in Exnaboe2 km
- Social Media in Toab2 km
- Social Media in Hestingott2 km
- Social Media in Punds2 km
- Social Media in North Town2 km
- Social Media in Quendale4 km
- Social Media in Hillwell4 km
- Social Media in Ringasta4 km
- Social Media in Noss7 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm