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Shepherds Bush, Greater London

Bespoke Slate Projects in Shepherds Bush

Shepherds Bush isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What bespoke slate projects looks like round here

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

We work with Shepherds Bush businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Shepherds Bush businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects shepherds bush"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 39,724 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Bespoke Slate Projects — the Shepherds Bush map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Shepherds Bush is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Shepherds Bush

Shepherds Bush runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

We're not local to Shepherds Bush, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Shepherds Bush job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Shepherds Bush

Duffy & Sons — Shepherds Bush. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 63

Enquiries / month

7.4s → 1.6s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£1150

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in Shepherds Bush: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Shepherds Bush page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Bespoke Slate Projects without the Shepherds Bush bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
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Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Bespoke Slate Projects near Shepherds Bush

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Shepherds Bush town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.