
Spital Tongues, Newcastle upon Tyne
Cover Photos in Spital Tongues
Half the Spital Tongues search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What cover photos looks like round here
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
We work with Spital Tongues businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Spital Tongues businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "cover photos spital tongues"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Cover Photos — the Spital Tongues map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Spital Tongues is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Cover Photos, and a word about Spital Tongues
You won't win Spital Tongues on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Spital Tongues business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Cover Photos in Spital Tongues
Ashworth & Daughters — Spital Tongues. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.5s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1250
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Spital Tongues: Social Media
Everything below has its own Spital Tongues page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Cover Photos without the Spital Tongues bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Facebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
- All over the UK · Mon–Fri 8am–6pm


