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Everything in Spital Tongues

Spital Tongues, Newcastle upon Tyne

Website Audits in Spital Tongues

Nobody in Spital Tongues rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What website audits looks like round here

A plain-English report on what's broken and what to fix first.

We work with Spital Tongues businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Spital Tongues businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website audits spital tongues"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Audits — the Spital Tongues map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Spital Tongues is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Audits, and a word about Spital Tongues

Spital Tongues is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Spital Tongues. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

Send us the name of your Spital Tongues business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Website Audits in Spital Tongues

Merriman & Sons — Spital Tongues. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

10 → 63

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.6s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1300

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Spital Tongues: SEO

Everything below has its own Spital Tongues page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Area Page SEOContent SEOGoogle Business ProfileKeyword ResearchLink BuildingLocal SEOMonthly SEONational SEOTechnical SEOBusiness Websites

Website Audits without the Spital Tongues bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All seo
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Area Page SEO

Target every town you work in with pages that rank locally.

from £75/pageMore seo

Content SEO

Pages and posts written to answer the questions your customers ask.

from £100/pageMore seo

Google Business Profile

Set up, verify and optimise so you appear on Maps and local search.

from £99

Website Audits near Spital Tongues

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Spital Tongues town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.