Stripes, Cumbria
Business Signs in Stripes
Stripes isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £120
What business signs looks like round here
Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.
We work with Stripes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Stripes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "business signs stripes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Business Signs — the Stripes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stripes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Business Signs, and a word about Stripes
Stripes is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Stripes. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to Stripes, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Stripes job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Business Signs in Stripes
Kaur & Co — Stripes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
7.8s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Stripes: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Stripes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Business Signs without the Stripes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Business Signs near Stripes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stripes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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