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Everything in Stripes

Stripes, Cumbria

Wedding Gifts in Stripes

Half the Stripes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.

from £65

What wedding gifts looks like round here

Personalised slate gifts for weddings and anniversaries.

We work with Stripes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Stripes businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "wedding gifts stripes"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Wedding Gifts — the Stripes map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Stripes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Wedding Gifts, and a word about Stripes

You won't win Stripes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.

Half the businesses round Stripes are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.

Send us the name of your Stripes business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Wedding Gifts in Stripes

Ashworth & Daughters — Stripes. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 56

Enquiries / month

9.1s → 1.5s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£800

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Stripes: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Stripes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial Plaques

Wedding Gifts without the Stripes bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

Wedding Gifts near Stripes

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Stripes town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.