Swannay, Orkney Islands
Custom Engraving in Swannay
Half the Swannay search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What custom engraving looks like round here
Bespoke text, logos and artwork engraved into slate.
We work with Swannay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Swannay businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "custom engraving swannay"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Custom Engraving — the Swannay map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swannay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Custom Engraving, and a word about Swannay
You won't win Swannay on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Orkney Islands isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your Swannay business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Custom Engraving in Swannay
Kaur & Co — Swannay. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 64
Enquiries / month
6.2s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Swannay: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Swannay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Custom Engraving without the Swannay bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Custom Engraving near Swannay
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swannay town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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