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Swannay, Orkney Islands

Address Plaques in Swannay

Nobody in Swannay rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £50

What address plaques looks like round here

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

We work with Swannay businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Swannay businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "address plaques swannay"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Address Plaques — the Swannay map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Swannay is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Address Plaques, and a word about Swannay

Swannay is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Swannay are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Swannay job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: Address Plaques in Swannay

Ashworth & Daughters — Swannay. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 72

Enquiries / month

8.0s → 1.5s

Load time

11 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in Swannay: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Swannay page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Bespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Address Plaques without the Swannay bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Address Plaques near Swannay

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Swannay town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.