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Tean, Staffordshire

House Signs in Tean

Tean isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £60

What house signs looks like round here

Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.

We work with Tean businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Tean businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "house signs tean"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

House Signs — the Tean map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Tean is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

House Signs, and a word about Tean

Tean is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Tean. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.

We're not local to Tean, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Tean business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: House Signs in Tean

Nowak Services — Tean. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 39

Enquiries / month

6.7s → 1.2s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£750

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Tean: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Tean page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Address PlaquesBespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

House Signs without the Tean bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Address Plaques

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

from £50More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120

House Signs near Tean

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Tean town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.