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Everything in The Greens

The Greens, East Dunbartonshire

Monthly Social Content in The Greens

The Greens isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £200/mo

What monthly social content looks like round here

A batch of branded posts each month, ready to schedule.

We work with The Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Greens businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "monthly social content the greens"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Monthly Social Content — the The Greens map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Monthly Social Content, and a word about The Greens

The Greens is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Greens are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to The Greens, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Greens process.

Real-world example

Example: Monthly Social Content in The Greens

Okafor Ltd — The Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

9 → 35

Enquiries / month

9.6s → 1.7s

Load time

15 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in The Greens: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Monthly Social Content without the The Greens bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

Monthly Social Content near The Greens

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Greens town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.