The Greens, East Dunbartonshire
Social Media Graphics in The Greens
Half the The Greens search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with The Greens businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Greens businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics the greens"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the The Greens map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Greens is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about The Greens
You won't win The Greens on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in East Dunbartonshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Greens job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in The Greens
Fitzgerald Services — The Greens. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 21
Enquiries / month
7.9s → 1.2s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Greens: Social Media
Everything below has its own The Greens page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the The Greens bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near The Greens
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Greens town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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