The Inch, City of Edinburgh
House Signs in The Inch
Nobody in The Inch rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £60
What house signs looks like round here
Personalised slate house signs and number plaques.
We work with The Inch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Inch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "house signs the inch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
House Signs — the The Inch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Inch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
House Signs, and a word about The Inch
The Inch is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Inch process.
Real-world example
Example: House Signs in The Inch
Braithwaite Group — The Inch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 58
Enquiries / month
9.2s → 1.1s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Inch: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Inch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
House Signs without the The Inch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
House Signs near The Inch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Inch town centre.
- House Signs in Libertonnext door
- House Signs in Moredun1 km
- House Signs in Nether Liberton1 km
- House Signs in Gracemount1 km
- House Signs in Prestonfield2 km
- House Signs in Craigmillar2 km
- House Signs in Alnwickhill2 km
- House Signs in Niddrie2 km
- House Signs in Southhouse2 km
- House Signs in Kaimes2 km
- House Signs in Danderhall3 km
- House Signs in Mortonhall3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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