
The Lane, Greater London
Analytics in The Lane
Your competitors in The Lane are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £200
What analytics looks like round here
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
We work with The Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lane businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "analytics the lane"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Analytics — the The Lane map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Analytics, and a word about The Lane
You won't win The Lane on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Lane business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Analytics in The Lane
Duffy & Sons — The Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 18
Enquiries / month
6.7s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Lane: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Analytics without the The Lane bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Conversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
from £79/moMore digital marketingFacebook Ads
Targeted campaigns that drive leads, sales or foot traffic.
from £300/mo + spendAnalytics near The Lane
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lane town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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