
The Lane, Greater London
Email Marketing in The Lane
The Lane isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £79/mo
What email marketing looks like round here
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
We work with The Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lane businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email marketing the lane"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Marketing — the The Lane map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Marketing, and a word about The Lane
The Lane is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Lane, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Lane process.
Real-world example
Example: Email Marketing in The Lane
Kowalczyk Bros — The Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 57
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1500
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Lane: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Marketing without the The Lane bit
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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