
The Lane, Greater London
Marketing Strategy in The Lane
Half the The Lane search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £500
What marketing strategy looks like round here
A clear plan that tells you where to spend and what to ignore.
We work with The Lane businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lane businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "marketing strategy the lane"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Marketing Strategy — the The Lane map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lane is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Marketing Strategy, and a word about The Lane
You won't win The Lane on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Lane business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Marketing Strategy in The Lane
Whitlock & Co — The Lane. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 54
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1450
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in The Lane: Digital Marketing
Everything below has its own The Lane page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Marketing Strategy without the The Lane bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Analytics
Set up tracking so you know what's actually making you money.
from £200More digital marketingConversion Optimisation
Turn more of your existing visitors into paying customers.
from £350More digital marketingEmail Marketing
Newsletters, promotions and automated sequences that get opened.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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