The Lumb, Kirklees
Corporate Gifts in The Lumb
The Lumb isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £75
What corporate gifts looks like round here
Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.
We work with The Lumb businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Lumb businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "corporate gifts the lumb"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Corporate Gifts — the The Lumb map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Lumb is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Corporate Gifts, and a word about The Lumb
The Lumb is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
We're not local to The Lumb, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Lumb job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Corporate Gifts in The Lumb
Rowntree Ltd — The Lumb. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 70
Enquiries / month
9.0s → 1.7s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Lumb: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Lumb page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Corporate Gifts without the The Lumb bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Corporate Gifts near The Lumb
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Lumb town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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