The Middles, County Durham
Address Plaques in The Middles
Half the The Middles search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £50
What address plaques looks like round here
Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.
We work with The Middles businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Middles businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "address plaques the middles"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Address Plaques — the The Middles map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Middles is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Address Plaques, and a word about The Middles
You won't win The Middles on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in County Durham isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Middles job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Address Plaques in The Middles
Duffy & Sons — The Middles. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 70
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.6s
Load time
14 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Middles: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Middles page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Address Plaques without the The Middles bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Address Plaques near The Middles
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Middles town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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