The Mythe, Gloucestershire
Address Plaques in The Mythe
Nobody in The Mythe rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £50
What address plaques looks like round here
Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.
We work with The Mythe businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Mythe businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "address plaques the mythe"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Address Plaques — the The Mythe map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Mythe is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Address Plaques, and a word about The Mythe
The Mythe is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round The Mythe are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Mythe job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Address Plaques in The Mythe
Nowak Services — The Mythe. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
10 → 66
Enquiries / month
6.3s → 1.2s
Load time
8 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Mythe: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own The Mythe page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Address Plaques without the The Mythe bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Address Plaques near The Mythe
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Mythe town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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