The Splatts, Wiltshire
Brand Guidelines in The Splatts
Your competitors in The Splatts are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
from £650
What brand guidelines looks like round here
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand guidelines the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Guidelines — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Guidelines, and a word about The Splatts
You won't win The Splatts on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Wiltshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Guidelines in The Splatts
Kowalczyk Bros — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
10 → 18
Enquiries / month
8.5s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1400
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Splatts: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Guidelines without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
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Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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