
The Splatts, Wiltshire
Typography in The Splatts
Half the The Splatts search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £99
What typography looks like round here
Fonts paired for readability, personality and web performance.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "typography the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Typography — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Typography, and a word about The Splatts
You won't win The Splatts on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Typography in The Splatts
Braithwaite Group — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in The Splatts: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Typography without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Brand Guidelines
A rulebook so your brand stays consistent everywhere it appears.
from £650More branding & designBrand Identity
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
from £549More branding & designBusiness Stationery
Letterheads, compliment slips and cards that match your brand.
from £200Typography near The Splatts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
- Typography in Heddingtonnext door
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- Typography in Blackland3 km
- Typography in Quemerford3 km
- Typography in Chittoe4 km
- Typography in Tanis4 km
- Typography in Calstone Wellington4 km
- Typography in Theobald's Green4 km
- Typography in Rowde4 km
- Typography in Roundway4 km
- Typography in Calne4 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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