The Splatts, Wiltshire
Brand Identity in The Splatts
The Splatts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £549
What brand identity looks like round here
Colours, fonts, tone and visuals that actually feel like you.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "brand identity the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Brand Identity — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Brand Identity, and a word about The Splatts
The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Wiltshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to The Splatts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Splatts job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Brand Identity in The Splatts
Prendergast Trading — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 55
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.4s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1600
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in The Splatts: Branding & Design
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Brand Identity without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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