The Splatts, Wiltshire
Social Media in The Splatts
Nobody in The Splatts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Splatts businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media the splatts"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the The Splatts map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about The Splatts
The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Splatts. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Splatts process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in The Splatts
Whitlock & Co — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 28
Enquiries / month
9.5s → 1.8s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Splatts: Services
Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the The Splatts bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near The Splatts
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.
- Social Media in Heddingtonnext door
- Social Media in Mile Elm3 km
- Social Media in Sandy Lane3 km
- Social Media in Blackland3 km
- Social Media in Quemerford3 km
- Social Media in Chittoe4 km
- Social Media in Tanis4 km
- Social Media in Calstone Wellington4 km
- Social Media in Theobald's Green4 km
- Social Media in Rowde4 km
- Social Media in Roundway4 km
- Social Media in Calne4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
- 07932 064593· Text us
- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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