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Everything in The Splatts

The Splatts, Wiltshire

Website Design in The Splatts

Nobody in The Splatts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

What website design looks like round here

Websites built to do a job, not win design awards nobody asked for.

We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Splatts businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "website design the splatts"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Website Design — the The Splatts map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Website Design, and a word about The Splatts

The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Splatts process.

Real-world example

Example: Website Design in The Splatts

Merriman & Sons — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

4 → 30

Enquiries / month

9.0s → 1.6s

Load time

12 days

Built in

£1850

Cost

"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."

Also in The Splatts: Services

Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

AI & AutomationBranding & DesignBusiness GrowthContent CreationDigital MarketingHosting & SupportPhotography & VideoPrint DesignSEOSigns & Displays

Website Design without the The Splatts bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Website Design near The Splatts

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.