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Thorp, Borough of Oldham

Address Plaques in Thorp

Thorp isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £50

What address plaques looks like round here

Clear, durable address markers in natural slate.

We work with Thorp businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Thorp businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "address plaques thorp"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Address Plaques — the Thorp map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Thorp is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Address Plaques, and a word about Thorp

Thorp is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round Thorp are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to Thorp, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your Thorp business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: Address Plaques in Thorp

Delaney Group — Thorp. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.

What we built

  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
  • Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
  • Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
  • Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile

What happened

Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.

3 → 29

Enquiries / month

7.5s → 1.1s

Load time

21 days

Built in

£1950

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in Thorp: Slate Carving

Everything below has its own Thorp page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Bespoke Slate ProjectsBusiness SignsCorporate GiftsCustom EngravingFarm SignsGarden SignsHotel SignsHouse SignsMemorial PlaquesPub Signs

Address Plaques without the Thorp bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All slate carving
More slate carving

Bespoke Slate Projects

One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.

from £99More slate carving

Business Signs

Professional slate signage for shops, pubs and offices.

from £120More slate carving

Corporate Gifts

Branded slate coasters, plaques and desk items.

from £75

Address Plaques near Thorp

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Thorp town centre.

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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.