
Upper Lyde, Herefordshire
Bespoke Slate Projects in Upper Lyde
Nobody in Upper Lyde rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with Upper Lyde businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Upper Lyde businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects upper lyde"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the Upper Lyde map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Upper Lyde is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Upper Lyde
Upper Lyde is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
Send us the name of your Upper Lyde business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Upper Lyde
Bellamy Trading — Upper Lyde. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
11 → 61
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.4s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Upper Lyde: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Upper Lyde page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the Upper Lyde bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Bespoke Slate Projects near Upper Lyde
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Upper Lyde town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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