Wardie, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Wardie
Your competitors in Wardie are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Wardie businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wardie businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving wardie"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Wardie map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wardie is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Wardie
You won't win Wardie on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Wardie process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Wardie
Pemberton Bros — Wardie. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 62
Enquiries / month
7.2s → 1.3s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£2150
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Wardie: Services
Everything below has its own Wardie page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Wardie bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Wardie
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Wardie town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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