Wheeler's Hill, Bath and North East Somerset
Bespoke Slate Projects in Wheeler's Hill
Wheeler's Hill isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £99
What bespoke slate projects looks like round here
One-off slate pieces designed and carved to your brief.
We work with Wheeler's Hill businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Wheeler's Hill businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "bespoke slate projects wheeler's hill"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Bespoke Slate Projects — the Wheeler's Hill map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Wheeler's Hill is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Bespoke Slate Projects, and a word about Wheeler's Hill
Wheeler's Hill is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Wheeler's Hill are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Wheeler's Hill, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Wheeler's Hill job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Bespoke Slate Projects in Wheeler's Hill
Pemberton Bros — Wheeler's Hill. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 22
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in Wheeler's Hill: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own Wheeler's Hill page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Bespoke Slate Projects without the Wheeler's Hill bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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