Chatham, Medway
Slate Carving in Chatham
Half the Chatham search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Chatham businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Chatham businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving chatham"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 76,983 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Chatham map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Chatham is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Chatham
With around 76,983 people, Chatham isn't a numbers game. You don't need thousands of visitors. You need the right dozen a week to actually ring you.
The competition in Medway isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Chatham process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Chatham
Pemberton Bros — Chatham. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.
4 → 66
Enquiries / month
9.6s → 1.3s
Load time
15 days
Built in
£1550
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Chatham: Services
Everything below has its own Chatham page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Chatham bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Chatham
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Chatham town centre.
- Slate Carving in Gillingham1 km
- Slate Carving in Troy Town2 km
- Slate Carving in Rochester2 km
- Slate Carving in Strood3 km
- Slate Carving in Borstal3 km
- Slate Carving in Upper Upnor3 km
- Slate Carving in Frindsbury3 km
- Slate Carving in Lower Upnor3 km
- Slate Carving in Wainscott4 km
- Slate Carving in Twydall4 km
- Slate Carving in Capstone4 km
- Slate Carving in Chattenden4 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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