Strood, Medway
Slate Carving in Strood
Strood isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Strood businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Strood businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving strood"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 33,182 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Strood map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Strood is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Strood
Strood runs on knowing a bloke who knows a bloke. Your website is for everyone who doesn't know that bloke yet.
The competition in Medway isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Strood, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Strood job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Strood
Rowntree Ltd — Strood. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
11 → 67
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£1650
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Strood: Services
Everything below has its own Strood page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Strood bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Strood
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Strood town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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