French Street, Kent
Restaurant Signs in French Street
Half the French Street search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £130
What restaurant signs looks like round here
Slate menus, specials boards and exterior signage.
We work with French Street businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why French Street businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "restaurant signs french street"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Restaurant Signs — the French Street map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where French Street is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Restaurant Signs, and a word about French Street
You won't win French Street on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in Kent isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the French Street job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Restaurant Signs in French Street
Merriman & Sons — French Street. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
5 → 64
Enquiries / month
8.1s → 1.6s
Load time
10 days
Built in
£1300
Cost
"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."
Also in French Street: Slate Carving
Everything below has its own French Street page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Restaurant Signs without the French Street bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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