Minions, Cornwall
Blog Writing in Minions
Half the Minions search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
from £100/post
What blog writing looks like round here
Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "blog writing minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Blog Writing — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Blog Writing, and a word about Minions
You won't win Minions on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Minions process.
Real-world example
Example: Blog Writing in Minions
Whitlock & Co — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 55
Enquiries / month
7.0s → 1.8s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1200
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Minions: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Blog Writing without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Blog Writing near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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