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Minions, Cornwall

Press Releases in Minions

Nobody in Minions rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £200

What press releases looks like round here

Newsworthy announcements written to get coverage.

We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why Minions businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "press releases minions"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Press Releases — the Minions map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Press Releases, and a word about Minions

Minions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Minions process.

Real-world example

Example: Press Releases in Minions

Kowalczyk Bros — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Their old site was built in 2014 by a mate of a mate and hadn't been touched since. It looked broken on phones and the contact form had been quietly emailing a dead inbox for two years.

What we built

  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out

What happened

The phone stopped ringing with tyre-kickers and started ringing with jobs.

4 → 27

Enquiries / month

9.2s → 1.3s

Load time

19 days

Built in

£1200

Cost

"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."

Also in Minions: Content Creation

Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

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Press Releases without the Minions bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

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Area Pages

Target every location you serve with locally focused content.

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Blog Writing

Regular posts that build authority and bring in search traffic.

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Case Studies

Proof that you've done it before and done it well.

from £200

Press Releases near Minions

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.

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Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.