Minions, Cornwall
Email Copy in Minions
Minions isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £100/email
What email copy looks like round here
Subject lines and body copy that get opens and clicks.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "email copy minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Email Copy — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Email Copy, and a word about Minions
Minions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
We're not local to Minions, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Minions job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Email Copy in Minions
Delaney Group — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 19
Enquiries / month
9.8s → 1.1s
Load time
13 days
Built in
£1800
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Minions: Content Creation
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Email Copy without the Minions bit
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from £200Email Copy near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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