Minions, Cornwall
Slate Carving in Minions
Minions isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Minions
Minions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Minions are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Minions, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Minions process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Minions
Ashworth & Daughters — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
3 → 50
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.5s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1850
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in Minions: Services
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
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- Slate Carving in Henwood2 km
- Slate Carving in Darite2 km
- Slate Carving in Darleyford2 km
- Slate Carving in Higher Tremarcoombe2 km
- Slate Carving in Tremar Coombe3 km
- Slate Carving in North Darley3 km
- Slate Carving in Caradon Town3 km
- Slate Carving in Common Moor3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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