Minions, Cornwall
Social Media in Minions
Minions isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What social media looks like round here
Profiles, covers and content that don't look like they were made in 2012.
We work with Minions businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Minions businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media minions"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media — the Minions map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Minions is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media, and a word about Minions
Minions is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Half the businesses round Minions are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
We're not local to Minions, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
Send us the name of your Minions business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media in Minions
Braithwaite Group — Minions. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
8 → 67
Enquiries / month
9.1s → 1.1s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£900
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Minions: Services
Everything below has its own Minions page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media without the Minions bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media near Minions
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Minions town centre.
- Social Media in Gonamenanext door
- Social Media in Higher Stanbear2 km
- Social Media in Sharptor2 km
- Social Media in Crow's Nest2 km
- Social Media in Henwood2 km
- Social Media in Darite2 km
- Social Media in Darleyford2 km
- Social Media in Higher Tremarcoombe2 km
- Social Media in Tremar Coombe3 km
- Social Media in North Darley3 km
- Social Media in Caradon Town3 km
- Social Media in Common Moor3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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