Mountain Hare, Merthyr Tydfil County Borough
Slate Carving in Mountain Hare
Half the Mountain Hare search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Mountain Hare businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mountain Hare businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving mountain hare"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Mountain Hare map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mountain Hare is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Mountain Hare
You won't win Mountain Hare on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
Half the businesses round Mountain Hare are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Mountain Hare process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Mountain Hare
Whitlock & Co — Mountain Hare. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
3 → 32
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.8s
Load time
18 days
Built in
£2000
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Mountain Hare: Services
Everything below has its own Mountain Hare page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Mountain Hare bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Mountain Hare
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mountain Hare town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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