Old Pentland, Midlothian
Slate Carving in Old Pentland
Your competitors in Old Pentland are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Old Pentland businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Old Pentland businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving old pentland"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Old Pentland map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Old Pentland is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Old Pentland
You won't win Old Pentland on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in Old Pentland. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Old Pentland business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Old Pentland
Merriman & Sons — Old Pentland. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.
What we built
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
What happened
They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.
8 → 58
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.6s
Load time
20 days
Built in
£1050
Cost
"No waffle, no ten meetings. Sent them the details, got a site, got customers."
Also in Old Pentland: Services
Everything below has its own Old Pentland page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Old Pentland bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Old Pentland
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Old Pentland town centre.
- Slate Carving in New Pentland1 km
- Slate Carving in Lothianburn2 km
- Slate Carving in Burdiehouse2 km
- Slate Carving in Mortonhall2 km
- Slate Carving in Kaimes2 km
- Slate Carving in Loanhead2 km
- Slate Carving in Southhouse2 km
- Slate Carving in Comiston3 km
- Slate Carving in Fairmilehead3 km
- Slate Carving in Alnwickhill3 km
- Slate Carving in Bush3 km
- Slate Carving in Easter Howgate3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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