Kaimes, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Kaimes
Half the Kaimes search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Kaimes businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Kaimes businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving kaimes"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Kaimes map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Kaimes is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Kaimes
You won't win Kaimes on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
The competition in City of Edinburgh isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Kaimes process.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Kaimes
Okafor Ltd — Kaimes. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 49
Enquiries / month
7.7s → 1.7s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£850
Cost
"Honestly thought it'd be a nightmare. It was done in a fortnight."
Also in Kaimes: Services
Everything below has its own Kaimes page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Kaimes bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Kaimes
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Kaimes town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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