Mortonhall, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in Mortonhall
Your competitors in Mortonhall are one bad website away from losing the job to you.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with Mortonhall businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Mortonhall businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving mortonhall"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the Mortonhall map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Mortonhall is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about Mortonhall
You won't win Mortonhall on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
If you don't need us — and sometimes you don't — we'll say so and save you the money.
Send us the name of your Mortonhall business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in Mortonhall
Okafor Ltd — Mortonhall. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Their web guy vanished, the domain nearly expired, and nobody knew the password to anything.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
They dropped the directory subscription within three months and kept the difference.
5 → 34
Enquiries / month
9.4s → 1.7s
Load time
19 days
Built in
£2050
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Mortonhall: Services
Everything below has its own Mortonhall page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the Mortonhall bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near Mortonhall
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Mortonhall town centre.
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Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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