The Braids, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in The Braids
The Braids isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with The Braids businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Braids businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving the braids"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the The Braids map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Braids is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about The Braids
The Braids is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
You don't need a brand strategy workshop in The Braids. You need clear prices, honest photos, and a page that tells people what to do next.
We're not local to The Braids, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Braids job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in The Braids
Bellamy Trading — The Braids. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.
What we built
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
What happened
Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.
7 → 48
Enquiries / month
6.8s → 1.4s
Load time
12 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"It just works. Phone rings. That's all I wanted."
Also in The Braids: Services
Everything below has its own The Braids page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the The Braids bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near The Braids
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Braids town centre.
- Slate Carving in Fairmilehead1 km
- Slate Carving in Oxgangs2 km
- Slate Carving in Comiston2 km
- Slate Carving in Bruntsfield2 km
- Slate Carving in Churchhill2 km
- Slate Carving in The Grange2 km
- Slate Carving in Colinton Mains2 km
- Slate Carving in Craiglockhart2 km
- Slate Carving in Sciennes2 km
- Slate Carving in Marchmont2 km
- Slate Carving in Alnwickhill3 km
- Slate Carving in Mortonhall3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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