The Inch, City of Edinburgh
Slate Carving in The Inch
Half the The Inch search results load like it's still dial-up. Easy win, that.
What slate carving looks like round here
Hand-finished slate signs with real character — not plastic pretending to be stone.
We work with The Inch businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why The Inch businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "slate carving the inch"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Slate Carving — the The Inch map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Inch is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Slate Carving, and a word about The Inch
You won't win The Inch on volume. You'll win it by being the one business round here whose website doesn't look abandoned.
People check you on their phone, in a car park, with one bar of signal. If it doesn't load there, it doesn't exist. That's the standard we build to.
Everything's a fixed price agreed before we start. If it goes over, that's our problem, not your invoice.
Send us the name of your The Inch business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.
Real-world example
Example: Slate Carving in The Inch
Duffy & Sons — The Inch. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.
What we built
- A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
- A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
- Area pages for every town they cover
- Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
- Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring
What happened
Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.
6 → 20
Enquiries / month
7.5s → 1.6s
Load time
16 days
Built in
£1700
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in The Inch: Services
Everything below has its own The Inch page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Slate Carving without the The Inch bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Slate Carving near The Inch
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Inch town centre.
- Slate Carving in Libertonnext door
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- Slate Carving in Gracemount1 km
- Slate Carving in Prestonfield2 km
- Slate Carving in Craigmillar2 km
- Slate Carving in Alnwickhill2 km
- Slate Carving in Niddrie2 km
- Slate Carving in Southhouse2 km
- Slate Carving in Kaimes2 km
- Slate Carving in Danderhall3 km
- Slate Carving in Mortonhall3 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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