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Everything in The Splatts

The Splatts, Wiltshire

Facebook Setup in The Splatts

Nobody in The Splatts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What facebook setup looks like round here

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Splatts businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "facebook setup the splatts"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

Facebook Setup — the The Splatts map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

Facebook Setup, and a word about The Splatts

The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the The Splatts process.

Real-world example

Example: Facebook Setup in The Splatts

Bellamy Trading — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They were getting all their work from one directory that took a fat cut of every job, and nothing from Google.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

They now turn work away in summer, which is a nice problem to have.

8 → 37

Enquiries / month

6.3s → 1.4s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1650

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Splatts: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

Facebook Setup without the The Splatts bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99More social media

LinkedIn Setup

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

from £99

Facebook Setup near The Splatts

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.