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Everything in The Splatts

The Splatts, Wiltshire

X (Twitter) Setup in The Splatts

The Splatts isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.

from £99

What x (twitter) setup looks like round here

Clean header, profile and pinned post strategy.

We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Splatts businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "x (twitter) setup the splatts"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

X (Twitter) Setup — the The Splatts map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

X (Twitter) Setup, and a word about The Splatts

The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

Half the businesses round The Splatts are still paying monthly for a builder site they can't edit and don't own. If that's you, we'll move it, and you keep the keys.

We're not local to The Splatts, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.

Send us the name of your The Splatts business and what you want it to do. We'll come back with a price and a date.

Real-world example

Example: X (Twitter) Setup in The Splatts

Bellamy Trading — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

They had a Facebook page and a phone number written on a van. That was the whole marketing strategy.

What we built

  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover
  • Plain-English pricing so time-wasters filter themselves out
  • Reviews pulled in so new customers trust you before they ring

What happened

Enquiries went from a trickle to a queue. They've since put a second van on the road.

7 → 42

Enquiries / month

9.3s → 1.4s

Load time

20 days

Built in

£2100

Cost

"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."

Also in The Splatts: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupLinkedIn SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

X (Twitter) Setup without the The Splatts bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

X (Twitter) Setup near The Splatts

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
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Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.