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Everything in The Splatts

The Splatts, Wiltshire

LinkedIn Setup in The Splatts

Nobody in The Splatts rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.

from £99

What linkedin setup looks like round here

Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.

We work with The Splatts businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".

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Why The Splatts businesses call us

  • Local pages that rank for "linkedin setup the splatts"
  • One price, agreed up front, in writing
  • You speak to the person building it
  • Live in weeks, not quarters
  • Own your site, your domain and your data

Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.

LinkedIn Setup — the The Splatts map

Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where The Splatts is, and so will Google when your site goes live.

LinkedIn Setup, and a word about The Splatts

The Splatts is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.

The competition in Wiltshire isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.

You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".

No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the The Splatts job and we'll tell you the cost.

Real-world example

Example: LinkedIn Setup in The Splatts

Nowak Services — The Splatts. Names changed, jobs didn't.

The state of it

Plenty of traffic, no enquiries. People landed, got confused, and left to ring someone else.

What we built

  • Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
  • Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
  • A one-page-per-thing structure so Google knows exactly what you sell
  • A simple editor so they can change prices without ringing us
  • Area pages for every town they cover

What happened

Ranked top three locally for the phrases that actually pay, not vanity keywords.

9 → 29

Enquiries / month

6.5s → 1.2s

Load time

18 days

Built in

£1250

Cost

"First web person who told me what it cost before I'd finished the sentence."

Also in The Splatts: Social Media

Everything below has its own The Splatts page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.

Cover PhotosFacebook SetupInstagram SetupMonthly Social ContentProfile ImagesSocial Media GraphicsTikTok SetupX (Twitter) SetupYouTube BrandingBusiness Websites

LinkedIn Setup without the The Splatts bit

The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.

All social media
More social media

Cover Photos

Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.

from £50More social media

Facebook Setup

Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.

from £99More social media

Instagram Setup

Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.

from £99

LinkedIn Setup near The Splatts

Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from The Splatts town centre.

I don't care about your kids or your dog — we build websites that get you customers
Get in touch

Tell us what you need

Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.