
Whale, Cumbria
Facebook Setup in Whale
Nobody in Whale rings the third-best website. They ring the first one they trust.
from £99
What facebook setup looks like round here
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "facebook setup whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Facebook Setup — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Facebook Setup, and a word about Whale
Whale is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
Most local sites we're sent have the same three faults: it takes an age to load, the phone number's an image, and the last update was a Christmas opening hours post from years back. All three are fixable in an afternoon.
You talk to the person building it. No account manager, no ticket queue, no "circling back".
No pitch deck, no discovery phase. Tell us about the Whale job and we'll tell you the cost.
Real-world example
Example: Facebook Setup in Whale
Pemberton Bros — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
6 → 23
Enquiries / month
8.2s → 1.3s
Load time
11 days
Built in
£1750
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Whale: Social Media
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Facebook Setup without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99More social mediaLinkedIn Setup
Personal or company page that doesn't scream 'I made this in an hour'.
from £99Facebook Setup near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
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- Facebook Setup in Little Strickland5 km
- Facebook Setup in Melkinthorpe5 km
- Facebook Setup in Rosgill5 km
- Facebook Setup in Clifton5 km
- Facebook Setup in Glen Dowlin5 km
- Facebook Setup in Pooley Bridge5 km

Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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- info@websitesnobollocks.com
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