Whale, Cumbria
Social Media Graphics in Whale
Whale isn't short of businesses. It's short of ones that are easy to find.
from £25 each
What social media graphics looks like round here
Posts, stories and covers sized correctly for every platform.
We work with Whale businesses the same way we work with everyone: you tell us what you need, we tell you what it costs, and then we build it. No discovery workshops, no mood boards, no account manager ringing you for a "quick sync".
Why Whale businesses call us
- Local pages that rank for "social media graphics whale"
- One price, agreed up front, in writing
- You speak to the person building it
- Live in weeks, not quarters
- Own your site, your domain and your data
Population 0 — plenty of people who could be buying off you.
Social Media Graphics — the Whale map
Landmarks pulled live from OpenStreetMap. We know where Whale is, and so will Google when your site goes live.
Social Media Graphics, and a word about Whale
Whale is small, and small is fine. One clear page that loads fast beats a twenty-page monster nobody reads.
The competition in Cumbria isn't beating you on design. They're beating you by turning up on the map pack and having a button that dials. That's the whole trick.
We're not local to Whale, and we won't pretend to be. We just build the site, you keep running the business, and nobody has to sit through a meeting.
One email, one straight answer, one price. That's the Whale process.
Real-world example
Example: Social Media Graphics in Whale
Braithwaite Group — Whale. Names changed, jobs didn't.
The state of it
The site loaded in nine seconds, had a stock photo of a handshake, and said absolutely nothing about what they actually charge.
What we built
- Page speed under two seconds on a bad 4G signal
- Google Business Profile cleaned up and connected
- Click-to-call button pinned to the bottom on mobile
- Real photos of real work — no handshakes, no stock nonsense
- Quote form that lands in your inbox and your phone in seconds
What happened
Cost of the site paid back in under six weeks of extra work.
9 → 53
Enquiries / month
7.4s → 1.1s
Load time
17 days
Built in
£1000
Cost
"My nephew offered to do it for free. Glad I didn't let him."
Also in Whale: Social Media
Everything below has its own Whale page — same fixed pricing, same plain English.
Social Media Graphics without the Whale bit
The national pages, if you'd rather read the detail before we talk postcodes.
Cover Photos
Headers and banners that work across Facebook, LinkedIn, YouTube and X.
from £50More social mediaFacebook Setup
Professional page setup with cover, profile and business details.
from £99More social mediaInstagram Setup
Bio, highlights, grid plan and profile optimised for your trade.
from £99Social Media Graphics near Whale
Same price, same turnaround, different postcode. Distances are from Whale town centre.
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- Social Media Graphics in Little Strickland5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Melkinthorpe5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Rosgill5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Clifton5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Glen Dowlin5 km
- Social Media Graphics in Pooley Bridge5 km
Tell us what you need
Send a couple of lines about your business. You'll get a straight answer and a price within one working day.
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